Monday, January 14, 2008

Some Random Questions...

Why does lettuce wilt and shrink by lunchtime when you put pepper on it in the morning?


Why did I assign book reports to my students 10 weeks ago and more than 60 students flat out did not do one!?


Where is Jordan going to go to college?


Why do dumb St. Francis football recruiters go to highschools and tell seniors that they have full scholarships available, and then you drive over two hours to see the dumb campus and they say, "no, that's not the case. You have to play for our dumb school for one year and then we will decide if you get a scholarship or not"?!


Why does Corynne get out of her bed at least 5 times every single night instead of just going to sleep?



Why did I do the Advanced Pilates work-out tonight rather than just doing the Basic Pilates work-out?



Why does the left side of my neck hurt so much? (I know that one: That's because of the Pilates thing!)


Corynne wants to know why no more babies can grow in my belly.


Jeremiah wants to know why he can't have any girlfriends.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

and unfortunately evan after you play for one year, some colleges come up with some other reason they can't give scholarship money. Be careful what your promised, make sure you get it in writing.

Anonymous said...

sorry for the spelling, i look up unfortunately and misspell even????
Go figure!!!!

Anonymous said...

Babies and girlfriends ... You're in trouble now having to answer those questions!

Anonymous said...

I thought Bup or Unka Mike would comment and tell me why pepper shrinks lettuce. Or maybe I found something that those two brainacs don't know.

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