Things I've learned this week...

Things I have learned this week....

#1. Baked Cheetos are nasty. They taste nothing like real cheetos. I don't care if they are a ton of less calories and fat and weight watcher points than the real ones, they do not taste good AT ALL.

#2. My new favorite favorite drink is Diet Cherry Pepsi. Mmmmm! I drank so much of it this week. I am sure that much wasn't good for me, but it was good.

#3. Smothered Chicken with Aseago cheese and portobello mushrooms from Applebees tastes so much better than any of their weight watcher dishes.

#4. I hate that stupid Pittsburgh Pirate Parrot! We had an assembly at school with some of the Pirates this week and the Parrot made me go out to center court where he proposed to me, kissed my hand and then bent me over and kissed my face! Yuck! I hated it and it was so EMBARASSING, but the kids loved it!

#5. Sams makes meatballs. They are really good. You just pop them into sauce and in minutes they are delicious. They are way better than what I can make and so much easier to cook.

#6. I can make rigatoni and meatballs for 100 people!

#7. I am really sad about Jordan graduating and going to college. I heard a song on the way to work and I cried about it. The song was about Jesus and had nothing to do with Jordan or growing up or college or anything like that. But at any rate, I cried.

#8. A salt lick of Ritalin in our hallway at school would be a great addition to our building. The kids could get a few licks of Ritalin in between classes and our days would be much calmer.

#9. My two new favorite stores are Ikea and Sams. (I do realize these stores have been around for quite some time, but I just found them!)

#10. Starbucks now makes "skinny" drinks. I used to always order "nonfat and sugar free" but now all you have to say is "skinny" and that is what you get. Cory is most excited about this new knowledge because he absolutely hates to say, "Can I have a medium nonfat sugar free vanilla latte."

#11. Thanks to an email from my good friend Mary, I am thoroughly grossed out. Check it out for yourself: yuck!